Every Horse Movie Ever
Girl: I don't want to move to the country
Parents: You have to, your not-that-bad behavior is out of control.
Girl: You're ruining my life!
Uncle: Hi! I'm the horse-crazy uncle that's in danger of losing my ranch! Here, have a welcome home present, a half-trained, dangerous young stallion!
Girl: Awesome! Now I can enter a contest and win enough money to save your ranch, all while curing me of my reckless behavior and learning the value of friendship and hard work in the process!
Babies and College Students:
- Ability to sleep anywhere
- Random bouts of crying
- Will try to eat almost anything
- Enjoy watching cartoons
- Known for their messiness
- Brains are in a constant state of absorbing knowledge
- Irregular sleep schedules
- Often served bland mushy foods